1. brynndowney:



    The Avengers as a 70s cop show

    I’d watch this show.

    So would I Mark, so would I

    (via wearegrootforever)

  2. treblemirinlens:

    BLESS MARVEL, they’ve officially released this in HD

    I think most everyone on my dash could use happy dancing Groot today <3

    (Source: youtu.be, via spacestepmom)

  3. annethecatdetective:


    narwhal-maid \o/ just felt like doing something less cartoony than usual~

    So pretty!


  4. hunting-timelord:



    The first time someone tried to steal my bag in the subway I panicked and I broke his arm with an umbrella and since then none of my friends will let me forget about this.
    If you think this was a badass moment you need to remember I’m 5 ft and my bag was a Lucky Star bag and I was crying while hitting someone much bigger than me repeatedly with a frog-shaped umbrella. 

    you are my hero

    Its still badass

    (via snow-fallen-angel)


  5. jesliey:



    It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

    can we talk about how this is still getting notes

    The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.

    (via xflourescentadolescentx)

  6. princessvixel:


    I’ve been watching this for 5 minutes and giggling like an idiot.


    (via linuxusers)

  7. (Source: 2cc48a, via mapurrr)

  8. evolutia:


    Let’s leave this here.

    As these “facts” come out, it doesn’t even matter any more. People don’t care about the truth. They see Black people as thugs deserving of death, nothing will change their mind.

    If this even goes to trial, the jury will look just like Trayvon Martin’s (jury of peers my ass).

    How can you even have discussions with people who don’t care about facts. These same people profess have morals and their bankrupt.

    Darren Wilson could literally say he’s guilty and people would still not believe him and think he had every right to kill Mike Brown.

    (via slayboybunny)

  9. 1percentcool:



    How not to pick up girls 

    How to

    Instant date

    (via loki-your-eternal-god)

  10. coobiie:

    stop australians

    (Source: nentindo)

  11. karmaplus:




    if you keep reblogging celebs dumping water all over themselves, even if you’re not, please watch this. please please please watch this.

    "I’m not profitable, I’m not worth saving" made me break. fuck.

    (via sassy-disney-prince-loki)

  13. vulcsmash:

    george takei is a gift to humanity

    (via babyangelcastiel)

  14. hellabutts:



    Red? I think it’s red. 

    I basically did this once and it’s how I got pink eye.

    I can’t tell if you’re making a pun or if you’re telling an actual story.

    Either way, I’m still laughing.

    (via icantdecideonmyself)